Uggghhh so I gave up carbs for Lent which means I am always perpetually hungry/feeling weak/uncool/wanting to slap a hoe.
JK, it’s really not that bad. I have pretty great self restraint and have not had any cravings. The only downside is I have no idea what to eat so I have to try foods that I don’t normally venture into.
For example, now I eat tons of yogurt which I normally do not eat due to my insecurity around dairy products. I mean WebMD says the reason why my stomach is upset is because my gut doesn’t have the correct bacteria to break down this food, but I really think it’s tapeworm…
I really hope my body changes so that if I cut my head off, the paramedics will think it is Giselle Bundchen (eff I’m too lazy to google search correct spelling). I realize that makes no sense because she is probably a lot taller than I am…I also realize writing this I sound incredibly shallow, as if all I think about is my appearance. BTW MY PIMPLES ARE GONE FUCK DA HATERZ!!!
Well I spent this Sunday researching grad schools because honestly, I am quite unhappy with my current job (I know, a lot of whining..eek) and I really in my heart believe that God did not give me certain talents to be put in a cubicle.
I mean you wouldn’t put the Mona Lisa in a shed now would you?!?!
I know I have to get myself out of this one, but the world don’t make it easy.
I am quite appreciative that I have all of my limbs, was not abused and fed dog food as a child, am not allergic to chicken and have regularly scheduled bowel movements. So I guess it’s not all that bad.